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<\/p>\nRemember that random 1991 sequel to “The Blue Lagoon” that literally no one asked for?<\/p>\n
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“Return to the Blue Lagoon” was a cinematic disaster that somehow still made it to theaters<\/p>\n
BUT. Enter Brian Krause, giving us pure island boy fantasy for 90 straight minutes.<\/p>\n
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While straight audiences were clutching their pearls over the “scandalous” teen romance, we were blessing the costume department for Brian’s complete inability to find a shirt.<\/p>\n
The plot is basically “two hot teens discover what bodies are” but make it ~ tropical ~. The movie? Pure cheese. The straight romance? About as exciting as a coconut. Brian’s sun-kissed everything? A religious experience for us gays of the 90’s<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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